*no offence intended, laughter is the best medicine*
I called the DRA helpline to find some local meetings and this is want I got..
Thankyou for calling DRA, we now have six options for you..
- * If you are obsessive-compulsive, Please press 1 REPEATEDLY.
- * If you are co-dependent, Please ask someone if it's OK to press 2.
- * If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
- * If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
- * If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
- * If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
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