1. Your Sponsor is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in the meeting by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of Beach meetings to work on your tan.
3. "I can't put a dollar in the basket I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop those creepy addicts from looking down your blouse.
5. You no longer need to share "intellectually" to be noticed.
6. So that with a little help you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated story.
7. People stop asking to borrow your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to the meeting high.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
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