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stickmonkey 
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| 04/24/2007 10:57 AM |
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Old Time Recovery
It's not old behavior if I'm still doing it.
If you're looking to have an image in NA, look around at the meetings
you go to and take a look at whom you're trying to impress.
An addict is a person who wants to be held while he's isolating.
Recovery is the leading cause of relapse.
A treatment center is where you go and pay $15,000 to find out that
NA meetings are free.
This is a 'One Day at a Time' program. If you are clean today, you
are tied for first place in NA.
If using is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy user.
If work is interfering with your using, you're probably an addict.
I often obsessively pursue feeling good, no matter how bad it makes
me feel.
When I was new, I didn't think I had any obsessions until I started
thinking about it. Then it was all I could think about.
How come if drugs kill millions of brain cells, they never killed the
ones that made me want to use?
If God were small enough to be understood, He wouldn't be big enough
to be God!
If you want to quit using, you are going to have to quit using.
Newcomer: How do I know how many meetings I should attend each week?
Old-timer: Gradually cut back until you get high. Then you'll know.
I would rather go through life clean, believing I am an addict, than
go through life high, trying to
convince myself that I am not an addict.
Resentments are like stray cats: if you don't feed them, they'll go
away.
Before I came into NA, I was dead, but I did not know enough to lie
down.
I used when I was happy. I used when I was unhappy. Actually, I am a
reason to use.
You don't have to be sick to want to get well. But if you don't want
to get well, you ARE sick.
I can't do His will my way.
In order to change the way we feel we need to change the way we act.
There is only one way to coast, and that is down hill.
The good news is you get your emotions back; the bad news is you get
your emotions back.
All we ask is that you completely change your attitude as soon as
possible.
I have held many things in my hands, and I have lost them all; but
whatever I have placed in God's hands, that I still possess.
Meeting makers make it
We learn the program wont work if we adapt the program to our lives we must adapt our lives to the program
One disease,one sponsor,one program,one fellowship
More will be revealed
When in doubt take the cotton out of your ears and put it in your mouth
Nothing changes if nothing changes
Things that aren’t of a spiritual nature wont fly
Just for today
Meeting makers make it
We learn the program wont work if we adapt the program to our lives we must adapt our lives to the program
One disease,one sponsor,one program,one fellowship
More will be revealed
When in doubt take the cotton out of your ears and put it in your mouth
Nothing changes if nothing changes
Things that aren’t of a spiritual nature wont fly
Just for today
Turn it over
You are a member when you say you are so act like it
What I cant do alone we can do together
Never alone never again
Im still lost but at least I can see where Im going
Anxiety is the price we pay for playing God
If you don’t find recovery at a meeting chances are you didn’t bring it with you
If you do what you always did you will get what you always got
Im allergic to drugs every time I use them I break out in a pair of handcuffs
Feelings aint facts
My responsibility is my ability to respond to what God puts into my life
First things first
Let go let God
What you put into a situation is exactly what you will get out of a situation
If Im not the problem there is no solution
HALTS-Hungry Angry Lonely Tired or Serious
Feelings are like clouds if we refuse to cling onto them
Live in the here and now separate from the problem
Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy
Call your sponsor not your connection it is cheaper
Happiness comes from the inside not the outside
A day at a time a minute at a time or a second at a time
If you are going to pray don’t worry if your going to worry don’t pray
EGO stands for easing God out
Stay away from people,places,things and situations that may lead you to using
My spirituality shows in my attitude …always
Write about your feelings don’t act on them
Ink pens can be unmanageability removers if you write everyday
Speak in a way that reflects the NA way of life
Principles before personalities
Live and let live don’t complicate
If you were that newcomer that got that first hug be there to give that hug to a new comer its your responsibility
Reality is a power greater than ourselves
Show an attitude of gratitude
Share your experience,strength and hope
Love and fear are opposites which is your higher power?
What comes around goes around
An expectation is a premeditated resentment
When you stop treating youself like an ass,those around you will stop
Faith cant be taught…it can only be caught
Procrastination is fear in five syllables
Move your feet first…the feelings will follow
Don’t worry about tomorrow…God is already there
If God brings you to it…he will bring you thru it
Im a very persuasive person,I can persuade myself of anything
Keep your hands in your pants and give the newcomer a chance.
Suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem.
The fear of feeling the pain is worse than the pain itself.
Depression is anger turned inward
Before engaging your mouth…make sure your mind is in gear
Are you around recovery or in recovery
Fear =frustration, ego anxiety and resentment
N.U.T.S…not using the steps
Theres still a monkey on my back…Lack of stepwork wakes him up.
Id rather be a resentment than to have one.
If we don’t change…our clean date will.
No one can piss you off without your permission.
To get out of a problem we must spiritually grow thru it
The choices you make today will directly affect tomorrow.
Faith is fear turned inside out.
God is in control…your projector is broken.
When the student is ready the teacher will appear.
Don’t let anyone walk in your head wearing dirty shoes.
If you fail to plan…then you plan to fail.
Fake it till you make it.
Act as if…
Switching from obsession to compulsion is like changing seats on the Titantic.
You don’t have a problem…you just haven’t found a solution you like…
Are you pole vaulting over mouse turds…
Until the pain becomes extreme…change wont happen…
Resentments are like pissing your pants…they affect us more than others…
Don’t tease your disease with people places things and situations.
N.A. has a chair with your asses name on it…
You spot it..you got it…
Anger is fear in a party dress.
If you are eating a nuts sandwich…chances are you ordered it.
If nothing changes…then nothing changes…
Its not happening to you …its happening for you.
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stickmonkey 
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| 04/24/2007 11:26 AM |
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A drug is a drug (even sex)
An addict is a sick human being trying to get well, not a bad one trying to be good
Sex is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, & careers
Addictions are the only diseases that try to convince you that you don't have them
An addict is someone whose feet are firmly planted in thin air
An ingrate is someone who bites the hand that feeds him then complains of indigestion
Call your sponsor before you act out
Courage is not the absence of fear, but the ability to overcome it
Cunning, Baffling, Powerful, & Persistent
Death, Insanity or Recovery
Denial is Not a River in Egypt
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you
Do what you did & get what you got
Don't use even if your ass falls off
Don't act out, don't think & go to meetings
Don't give up before the miracle happens
Embrace the journey
Everything happens for a reason
Faith chases away fear
Faith without works is dead
Fake it 'til you make it
Get to the meeting early & go to the meeting after the meeting
God speaks through other people
God will not close one door without opening another
Gratitude, that's the attitude
Do the next right thing
Half measures availed us nothing
Happy, Joyous & Free
He who laughs... lasts
Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less
I came, I came to, I came to believe
I like to get a good jump on worrying about something
I need just enough sex to tide me over & then I need MORE
If I woke up today feeling like I did every day when I was acting out, I'd take myself to the emergency room
If you don't want to slip, stay away from slippery places
If you wonder if you're an addict, you probably are
If you don't have a higher power, borrow mine
I'm really a very persuasive person; I can convince myself of anything
Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over & over again, expecting different results
It gets better
It's not easy to find happiness in ourselves & it's impossible to find it elsewhere
It's okay to look back at the past - just don't stare at it
Just for today
Keep coming back, it works if you work it
Keep it simple
Keep your hands in your pants & give the newcomer a chance
Let go & let God
Live for today. Yesterday's history. Tomorrow's a mystery
Live life on life's terms
None of us came here on a winning streak
Ninety meetings in ninety days
Not everything that is faced can be changed but nothing can be changed until it is faced
Once an addict, always an addict
One Day at a Time
Pray daily, God is easier to talk to than most people
Progress, not perfection
Put one foot in front of the other
Recovery is a journey, Not a destination
Resentment is like letting someone live rent-free in your head
Serenity is not freedom from the storm but peace amid the storm
Short version of the Serenity Prayer - "Screw it"
RECOVERY is not for people who need it, it's for people who want it
Steps 1, 2 & 3: I can't, God can. I think I'll let Him
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
The easier, softer way is one through twelve
The elevator's broken, take the steps
The fear of feeling the pain is worse than the pain itself
The mind is like a parachute, it works better when it's open
The pain is the arrow coming out, not the arrow going in
This too shall pass
The definition of an addict: an egomaniac with an inferiority complex
Time takes time
Trust God
Try to be grateful & resentful at the same time, you can't serve two masters
Today, "we" have a choice
Turn it over
Two things you have to do to become an old-timer: don't use & don't die
Unity, Service & Recovery
Unless I accept my virtues, I will be overwhelmed with my faults
We have to give it away to keep it
We'll love you until you learn to love yourself
We're only as sick as our secrets
We're not human beings sharing a spiritual experience...but spiritual beings sharing a human experience.
What if there is no God? Believe anyway
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut
When we were using, we didn't have relationships, we took prisoners & held hostages
Where do I find recovery? Twelve steps past any lengths
Worry doesn't prevent disaster; it prevents joy
Write a gratitude list & count your blessings
You are right where you are supposed to be
You can always tell an addict, but you can't tell him much
You can't think your way into a new way of living...You have to live your way into a new way of thinking
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stickmonkey 
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| 05/10/2007 10:18 AM |
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Pass the message, not the disease.
Nature has a way of compensating for weaknesses, which is why addicts
have big
mouths.
Some recovering addicts go through life standing at the complaint
counter.
I try to take one day at a time, but lately several days have attacked
me at
once.
When you kill time, remember that it has no resurrection.
Life is like wrestling a gorilla. You don't stop when you get tired; you
stop
when the gorilla gets tired.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn't
looking too good either.
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
You may be an addict if you decide to procrastinate but never get around
to it.
I have a built-in forgetter.
My mind is like a Home Depot store. Everything's in there, I just can't
find it.
My family is a riot. In fact, they put the "fun" in dysfunctional
Lead us not into temptation. I can find it myself.
A treatment centre is where you go and pay $15,000 to find out that N.A.
meetings are free.
Ask an addict what time it is and he'll tell you how to build a clock.
There's nothing like the prospect of a hanging to focus a man's mind.
I believe sometimes God will not do for me what I can do for myself.
Please be patient -- God isn't finished with me yet.
I am unique, just like everybody else.
Drugs are for people who can't handle reality.
Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God
talks to
us, we're schizophrenic?
My best friend became my worst enemy.
If you keep one foot in yesterday and one foot in tomorrow, you're just
pissing
all over today.
When my insides match my outside, I'm practicing a good program.
My first Higher Power was "Howard," as in "Our Father, who art in
Heaven, Howard be thy name."
Chairperson at meeting asks: "Anybody from out of town? Out of state?
Out of their minds?"
A winner is a loser who keeps trying.
I don't always know what God's will is for me, but I always know what
it's not.
I didn't get clean to be miserable.
I didn't experiment with alcohol and drugs. I was in advanced research
and
development.
Are you walking towards a drug or away from one?
Got diarrhea? Try willpower.
Yeah, I guess I used to suppress my emotions. Every time someone asked,
"How ya doin'?" I'd reply, "I'll get back to you as soon as I find out."
My sponsor tells me I'm making progress. Before I used to think suicide.
Now I'm
thinking homicide.
Relationships will do to you what drugs couldn't.
I was the most even-tempered guy in the world -- I was mad all the time.
If you don't deal with your feelings, they'll deal with you.
Overhead in an Nar-Anon meeting: My husband's right where he needs to
be. He's in prison.
Sponsor to pigeon: I love you, God loves you, and there's not a damn
thing you
can do about it.
I had three sponsors: HBO, Cinemax and Showtime.
I did my using from Park Avenue to park bench.
Why did I start going to N.A. meetings? In rehab all they had was decaf.
At
N.A., I could drink regular coffee.
On relapse: when you get run over by a train, which kills you, the
locomotive or
the caboose?
Sponsor to new pigeon: Please don't go in your head alone. It's a
dangerous
neighbourhood.
I don't need to beat myself up. There are enough people willing to do it
for me.
The reason I got my last DUI was I ran out of gas. Although the needle
on the
gas gauge pointed to E, the needle on the denial gauge was pointing to
F.
If you think it's lonely at the top, it's not too much better at the
bottom.
I listen like only the dying can.
If your ass falls off, put it in a paper bag and take it to a meeting.
There's safety in numbers, one through twelve.
An ounce of prevention is worth a gallon of relapse.
My disease is out in the parking lot, doing push up's getting
stronger--just
waiting for me to slip.
For me, my worst day clean is not better than my best day using. But my
worst
day using is better than my last day high.
If you have two addictions, throw two bucks in the basket.
ANGEL didn't get that way by eating too damn much Chocolate ice cream.
Without getting spiritual, I am a Christian.
Before, it was so many women, so little time. Now, it's so many
character
defects, so little time.
If my brain didn't need me for transportation, it would have killed me a
long
time ago.
What colour is a chameleon on a mirror
When I start wondering if everything's okay, it's probably not.
If hanging around N.A. doesn't work, try hanging out inside N.A.
If you really want to stay clean, you will find a way. If not, you will
find an
excuse.
God grant me patience. Right now.
Following the collapse of a member's chair at a meeting: Hi, my name is
Bob, and
I'm powerless over gravity...
My sponsor says I'm trying. Very trying.
Shared by fiftyish N.A. member: I saw this was a teen meeting, and I
figured I
was emotionally ready.
Gossip, rumours, backbiting, loose tongues, verbal altercations:
sometimes N.A.
meetings are like the corner bar, without the alcohol.
Try our "20/20 Vision Plan." Come 20 minutes before the meeting, stay 20
minutes after, and see if you can't connect with some people with clean
time.
HALT KISS & TELL: If you're hungry, eat. If you're angry, dump it at a
meeting. If you're lonely, go to a meeting. If you're tired, sleep.
If you like everyone in Narcotics Anonymous, you're not going to enough
meetings.
"To Employers": My boss is an ADDICT and an asshole. I'm self-employed.
Don't try to clear away the wreckage of the future.
My brain said more, but my body said enough!
When the student is ready, the teacher appears.
These guys offered me steps. I needed a ladder to get out of hell.
I moved myself between a dog and a fire hydrant.
My name is Steve, and I'm an addict. The topic is humility? I'll
pass....
A relentless bastard has been torturing me, and that bastard is Me!
Life started when I stopped.
It takes time to get your brains out of hock.
Bring the body to N.A. and the mind eventually follows.
My sense of reality has calluses. Insanity is normal for me.
When I was drinking and drugging, I didn't know the difference between
sandpaper and toilet paper.
In N.A., stand by the coffee pots. It's a good way to meet people.
Today, fear alone won't keep me clean, but for a newcomer, it's not a
bad place
to start.
Today there's still a monkey on my back. He's just sleeping, and real
easy to
wake up.
Addicts are in a class by themselves. Everyone else has graduated.
My ex-wife holds me responsible for most of our marital problems. Proves
how
much she knows--I was never home.
An addict is a man who is a legend in his own mind.
The position for the God job was filled a long time ago.Live and Let
Live. Just not near me.
Addicts end up in one of three houses: the Big House, the Bug House, or
the Ice
House.
The people I have in my life today are merely on loan from my Higher
Power.
Short version of the Serenity Prayer: "Lighten up."
At the start of meetings we always ask, "Is there anybody new or coming
back?"
We should also ask, "Is there anybody old and going out?"
If I'm not aware of my character defects, they don't count.
If you live on the edge of the program, you might fall off
I had a vision problem--I couldn't see going to meetings.
I was a victim of my biggest character defect: self-pity
As a sales and marketing man, I started looking for the loopholes in the
program. I especially liked the part that said, "We are not saints...
Changing from heroin to alcohol was like switching deck chairs on the
Titanic.
When I came into this program, I was sued, reused and pursued.
Stay on the tracks when the train is coming, and you will get flattened.
Once you pick up a drug, the steps are totally bewildering.
Certain addicts non-stop talkers can be a constant source of earitation
at
meetings.
Remember we're all in the biggest room of them all. The room for
improvement.
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Simba 
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| 05/10/2007 11:14 AM |
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| omg thats soooo funny and soo soo true thanks for posting all that ! |
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"Someday I will be king over all this." simba |
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Gkathy  Trusted Servant
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| 05/10/2007 11:24 AM |
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WOW! Thanks, I am printing this one out Have a few people that I would like to share it with. |
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And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~~~Anais Nin
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stickmonkey 
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| 06/02/2007 3:53 PM |
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| print it and spread it |
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stickmonkey 
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| 11/23/2007 2:41 AM |
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| Cool |
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